I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
Just because you came to the end of your rope, doesn't mean that you were climbing down.
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Anthony T. Hincks
I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but...
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J. Cornell Michel
You know if you would just do as I say I wouldn't have to hurt you.
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Amanda Stephan
I look around and see so much fear, people getting more and more comfortable with their hate, more at ease being mean, more united in their separation. And I think, NO. Not me. I will not get lost in this fearful world. I will not...
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Scott Stabile
More Quotes By Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
